Dmitri

Meet Dmitri

Dmitri speaks with a calm, direct Russian accent that sounds like someone who's seen things — and isn't particularly impressed by any of them. He doesn't yell. He doesn't need to. There's a quiet authority in every sentence, like he's delivering news you can't argue with. Whether he's pitching a shady business deal or reporting a security breach, Dmitri makes the absurd feel plausible, which is the whole point of a great prank call.

Best Scenarios for Dmitri

Dmitri is built for scenarios that need a serious, slightly ominous tone. A Very Interesting Business Opportunity feels like a genuine cold call from someone who definitely has a briefcase and questionable morals. For mystery and tension, I Am Looking For Someone turns Dmitri into the kind of caller who makes you check if your door is locked. And Top Secret Security Breach is perfect — his deadpan delivery makes classified-sounding nonsense sound terrifyingly official.

What Users Say

Used Dmitri for the business opportunity prank. My coworker asked if he should call his lawyer. — Ivan, Brooklyn

There's something about that accent that makes every word feel important. Hilarious. — Sarah, Seattle