Someone pranked Dan!

Hello. Is this done? My friend, I have a very interesting business opportunity for you. I cannot say too much over the phone, but trust me. You are going to want to hear this.

Thanks. Please stay on the line.

Stay. Let me just say this. There are people making $15,000 a month from their phone. Legally, mostly legally. I will explain when we meet Brad.

Bro, what the [inappropriate] do you want?

My friend, No need for such language. I am talking about opportunity, So listen, I cannot get into specific

Not not not not not

I see you curious, brat. I cannot get into specifics on unsecured line, Ponimesh. But your name was given to me by mutual associate. This is ground flu. The name of my mentor is Greg. He changed my whole

What's his name? No. Who who who gave you my name?

You keep asking who, but that is secret. Tovarish. You understand, Dala? We don't say names like that on phone. But I will say this, Darren from Jim. He make $8 a month now. You want to join? Vremian is dead. I think you look cute in the cake picture.

Well, you're not even speaking English, Dan.

Yeah. Maybe my accent thick bread. But opportunity not thick. Okay? I just got back from Dubai. For business and pleasure. Mostly pleasure if I'm honest. Very Kurosho. You want peace of this life?

Bro. Alright, bud.