farook pranked Sufiyan!

Hey, is this Sufian?

Hello? Yeah.

Hey. Is this Sufian?

Yeah. Yes. Who is this?

Yeah. Yeah. So someone scratched my car today, and I got the plate number.

Sorry?

Bro, I got dashcam footage. Alright? Haven't watched it super close yet, but it looks like you

Yeah. From where?

The scratch starts on the front bumper like a little nick Right? But then and it gets worse. There's a dent, then the whole side panel's messed up. And somehow, even the roof got a dent too. I don't even know how you did that.

Take some word.

Man, this is my baby. My brand new white Honda Civic. I just got her last week, named her Light You broke her on that drive through Thunder Bay, bro.

Right through?

Yeah. Look. You're still denying it. The dude in the footage he is like this tall blonde chick with green eyes and a hat Not you at all, weird.

So I can understand what you're talking about.

Yeah. The repair estimate, it's started at $200, but now it's four thousand seven hundred and every time I check it, man. So you're really gonna ignore this?

I can't understand what you're talking about.

Bro, I might have got the wrong person maybe, but it still looks like you. So you better handle this. Otherwise, I'm calling insurance and cops. Simple.

Okay. Can you just, like, tell me, like, what happened? I still, like, can't figure out, like, what you're saying.

Dude, I don't know how to explain it more. Your car or whatever it was, like, slammed into mine in that parking lot in Thunder Bay, and my baby light looks like it went through a tornado. You get me? So fix it with a grand, okay?

Bro, like, like okay. Tell me, like, which which location in in Thunder Bay?

The parking lot near the big mall man where all those food trucks are, that's where this bad bad mess happened. Stop ignoring me Indian [inappropriate] or I'm seriously doing this.

about. Like, we didn't hit anyone. We already stopped in our own location to eat some food. That's it.

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. And I'm some kind of Bollywood hero for believing that Listen, dark guy with your friend in the car probably using your cell phone telling me some lame story. You ain't getting off that easy. Just send the money. Alright. Take care.