Someone pranked Jess!

Hello?

Hey, is this Jess? Hey. Is this Jess?

Perhaps. Yes.

Alright. Cool. This is kinda weird, but I'm calling about a package the police got Looks like it came from you.

Sorry? No. I this is this.

Yeah. Yeah. I get it. Sounds crazy, but they really found something with your name on it. Do you know anything about a package you sent recently?

I have no idea. I've never I haven't sent anything anywhere.

That's why I gotta ask It's really important to figure this out. Can you remember if anyone else might have used your address or name on a package?

I really couldn't tell you. I'm not sure why anyone maybe,

Yeah. That's what I'm thinking too, though, but the police need to know. Like, it's just in case it's something weird or dangerous, you know, like, can you tell me if anyone's been over at your place or whatever?

I don't really like, I'm not sure what to say here. I don't really have a place

Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's

So I'm not sure

Wait. You don't have a place right now? So this package with your name on it showed up somewhere

Well, I mean, I

No worries. It's cool

where did it show up exactly?

It was sent to a police station. Like, they got it, and now they're trying to figure out what's going on. Do you think anyone could have used

What police station?

your name on purpose or something? I don't have all the details here just that the police got it and it's got your name or info on it. They wanna know what's inside because it looks kinda suspicious. Has anyone you know been messing with your stuff?

Yeah, probably.

That's kinda concerning.

But yeah, it is. It's very concerning considering it's not you know, it wasn't me.

Right. Yeah. That makes total sense. You gotta figure this out with them though. Do you know who you might wanna check with about that?

No. I I'm not sure. Like, I mean, I have some ideas, but

Gotcha. Yeah. Let me guess. Some sketchy folks you might have crossed or just random people messing around.

Sure.

Yeah. Well, the cops are kinda freaking

Well, I'm sorry. Like, what is your name and and I don't understand kinda how you're in this.

Oh, right. I forgot to say, but I'm just a guy from a company that helps the police figure out sketchy packages like this. So, yeah, your package ended up with them, and now we're trying to get to the bottom of it before it causes any trouble. Sound crazy.

K. Well, that's cool. And you can you'll have to find somebody else because it certainly wasn't me.

Yeah. I get you.

So sorry about that.