Someone pranked Uber!

Hello?

Hello. Am I speaking with Uber Eats?

Yes. Okay.

Hey. Is this Uber Eats?

Yes, sir. How can I help you?

This is Vikram calling from Global PC technical support department. We have detected suspicious act

Oh, perfect. This is Vikram calling from Global PC technical support department. We detected some like, super suspicious activity on your computer.

Like, what type of issue?

Well, your computer is sending some really dangerous signals to our server. It's pretty urgent, honestly. You trying to [inappropriate] me.

Oh, really?

Yeah. For sure. Can you do me a favor? Please open your computer right now. The hackers are super active. What the [inappropriate]?

Yes. My computer is open. Do what the [inappropriate] you want to do.

Hey. Hey. Hey, sir. Calm down. I'm just trying to help you here. Press the Windows key plus I r Hurry up. Hurry up. The hackers are inside right now.

No. I don't care what the [inappropriate] they are doing. I don't care.

Wait. Hold up, sir. Your accent's a little hard for me to catch. I gotta ask you again. Can you please press the Windows key and the r key together?

Wind

Windows key plus r, sir, ma'am, like, press those together. That's it. Now type event VWR and hit enter. You see all those errors? Each one each one is a hacker, sir, ma'am. Your computer is super infected, man. Suck my little penis.

You have little penis? Really?

I have big penis. You want to take it?

Yeah. Right. Are you seriously making jokes right now? Look, ma'am. Your files are getting eaten by the virus. Your credit card's being used to order pizzas, and it's posting some super embarrassing stuff on your Facebook. You really wanna keep messing around? Anyways, I'm gonna come in office soon. Wait for me.

Okay. To my office?

No. No. I can help you from here, ma'am. Just let me take control of your computer remotely. That way, I can

Listen. Listen. Talk to my husband.

fix this right Oh, um, okay. Give me a sec. I can help him to just let him know the hackers are inside your computer right now. This is super serious.

I will tell you one thing, and I'm also the hacker. I'm the IT manager.