Someone pranked Sreenath!

Hello. Is this Serena This is mister Muhammad. I am your son's teacher. Wallah, we need to talk about his grades because I cannot keep this to myself anymore.

Sorry. I didn't get it.

I am not going to sugarcoat this, Habibi. Your son is failing my class. Not just failing, he is failing in ways I I did not know were possible.

What are you talking about?

Look at question one. I asked for three states of matter He wrote solid, liquid, and candida. Canada, Serena. He he thinks Canada is a state of matter.

Oh, Oh, that's funny.

Wait until I tell you this. I asked, what is photosynthesis? Your boy wrote, it is when you take a photo and it syncs. Photo synthesis.

Oh, that's smart. Yeah. Good. If you must send I appreciate it.

Then I said, describe the water cycle. He drew a bicycle in a puddle. A bicycle in a puddle and labeled it the water cycle. I cannot make this up.

That's good.

Yeah. Just wait. I asked him to explain gravity. He wrote, it is when your mom tells you something is serious, like gravity of the situation. That is not what gravity means.

That was bad. That was bad.

You're telling me there was a question about the food chain he wrote McDonald's, Burger King, and Wendy's in order. He ranked them like contestants. Habibi, I have been teaching for twenty five years. This is some next level creativity.

That's good. It's good to have a different way of thinking. Right?

Right. Then I asked, name an animal in the Arctic. He wrote penguin. I said, penguins live in Antarctica. He said, same thing, different vibes. Same thing, different vibes. You salam.

Hello?

Habibi, I am serious. This is really wild. I am not just saying this to complain. I am worried about your son. Is everything okay at home? Wallah, this boy needs help or a tutor or both.

Yeah. I think he's fine. I think it's because of you.

Wait. What? He also asked me during class if the earth is flat. In front of everyone, I said, it is round. He said, that is just my opinion. My opinion, you Allah, I I cannot handle this. We need to talk more.

That's a good question. What's your opinion?

My opinion, surround for sure. But your son

Are you seeing that?

he I know. Right?

From where?

That's the I mean, what I don't get is where does he even get this stuff? Habibi, I need you to come in this week. Bring your son. We have to sit down together. I've lost the plot here. Inshallah, figure out what's going on in that brain of his.

No. We have round of slack.